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Aztec human sacrifice

1/5/2018

My circus faces toggle between Three Year Old Just Discovered It's Her Birthday and Aztec Human Sacrifice. No middle ground.

1/5/2018

Welcome to San Diego. We will literally defy the logic of the Gregorian calendar in order to eat more tacos.

1/5/2018

Where? Mars? Manhattan? Who's paying $3.49 for a lemon?

Two things:

Maybe they mean a junky used car. A "lemon". As in, "The Kelley Blue Book Value is $3.49. It's a lemon."
I get it. The grocery store is messing with me, playing with psychology, making me feel like I'm getting a real deal. But if we're playing, let's play. They just should go all out on the receipt: "Lemon- 50 cents. Normally, $1,000,000.50. You saved ONE MILLION DOLLARS. Thank you for shopping at Whole Foods."