My circus faces toggle between Three Year Old Just Discovered It's Her Birthday and Aztec Human Sacrifice. No middle ground.
Welcome to San Diego. We will literally defy the logic of the Gregorian calendar in order to eat more tacos.
Where? Mars? Manhattan? Who's paying $3.49 for a lemon?
My name is Nasreen. I write micro essays, one-liners, and other small things. Most of them were funny at some point, at least to me.