My signature dining experience is a little overcrowded taco shop with a new cashier. I just order something random because it doesn't matter: they'll screw it up and give me whatever they want. Surprise! (In my head: "Madam, did you order the 'Chef's Whim?'")
WHY YES I DID.
My name is Nasreen. I write micro essays, one-liners, and other small things. Most of them were funny at some point, at least to me.