Auditions are now open for the Strangers' Coughing Chorus at your neighborhood auditorium. Seeking a harmonious balance of voices in the following ranges: pneumonia bark, grandma gargle, scoffing cough (minor disapproval), inhaled a bug, crackle jack, wheezy sneeze, blarf.
We also need a small but mighty cough drop ensemble who can rummage through purses, unwrap cough drops, drop them on the floor, chase them down the aisles, rattle them against teeth, spit them onto the laps of audience members, and then phase into the Coughing Chorus at full volume.
Performances at each and every event from now until eternity!
My name is Nasreen Yazdani. I used to write micro essays, one-liners, and other small, lighthearted things. Most of them were funny.