Father Sports a New Tie

Mother: That's a nice tie.
Father: Thanks. I got it at the Men's Whorehouse. 
Mother: Honey, do you mean the Men's Warehouse?
Father: Oh right.

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And, in honor of my sweet, beloved father, (I should really have done this on Father's Day), another memory---

The other night my father and I were flipping channels and came across Larry King interviewing Dolly Parton. 

Father: Who's she?
Me: Haven't you heard of Dolly Parton?
Father: Maybe. Is she some kind of humorist?
Me: Well, sort of. She's famous for other reasons. Do you notice anything unusual about her?
Father: She has extremely gaudy earrings. 
Me: There you go. She's famous for her pair of gargantuan earrings. ​

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