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Mother: That's a nice tie. Father: Thanks. I got it at the Men's Whorehouse. Mother: Honey, do you mean the Men's Warehouse? Father: Oh right. ******************************************************************** And, in honor of my sweet, beloved father, (I should really have done this on Father's Day), another memory--- The other night my father and I were flipping channels and came across Larry King interviewing Dolly Parton. Father: Who's she? Me: Haven't you heard of Dolly Parton? Father: Maybe. Is she some kind of humorist? Me: Well, sort of. She's famous for other reasons. Do you notice anything unusual about her? Father: She has extremely gaudy earrings. Me: There you go. She's famous for her pair of gargantuan earrings.  Image: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Mardi_Gras_French_Quarter_18.jpg
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AuthorMy name is Nasreen Yazdani. I used to write micro essays, one-liners, and other small, lighthearted things. Most of them were funny. Archives
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