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How to dispose of gluten-free bread

8/20/2017

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​I need to get rid of some gluten-free bread.  Where's that bitch Daisy Duck?*
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* I'm sorry for swearing. I don't do it at people, but there's something about the very specific nexus where gluten free bread and a cartoon duck meet that just asks for it.
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** I live next to a bird sanctuary. I have actual ducks. But I heard bread isn't good for them. The only real world application I can think of for this heinous item is if I were in a love triangle with Daisy and I needed to get rid of her to get to Donald. She would, of course, die of boredom half way through the loaf.

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    My name is Nasreen Yazdani.   I used to write micro essays, one-liners, and other small, lighthearted things. Most of them were funny.  

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