The caption under the smiling lady reads: Avoid placing rhinestones at bust points.
Which makes me wonder if the author is speaking from personal experience. Did she innocently bedazzle a t-shirt with a rhinestone on each nipple, only to realize later that her decorations were misinterpreted?
My name is Nasreen Yazdani. I used to write micro essays, one-liners, and other small, lighthearted things. Most of them were funny.