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Television

3/29/2017

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​I mainly watch television to fill voids. For example, in my actual life no one ever gets a turkey stuck on their head.
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Gargling

3/28/2017

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​It's hard to take myself seriously when I'm gargling. Unless I play Eye of the Tiger in the background. GAME CHANGER.
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Denny's

3/25/2017

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​Denny's should market that neutered classic rock they play all the time. It would be a hit with anemics!
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Black scientists

3/23/2017

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​And the award for least effective cover art goes to "Black Scientists" for a throng of people top to bottom who are neither black nor scientists.
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Butter

3/22/2017

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​Butter lettuce. Butter beans. Nice foods, nothing to do with butter. This is what happens when you let Paula Deen name the vegetables
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Rgds

3/17/2017

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​The next generation of mass murderers are already signing their letters home from summer camp "rgds."
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Life is a dream

3/17/2017

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​Life is a long dream. On St. Patrick's Day we all pinch each other and wake up. We eat a few cupcakes, get our shamrock on, and go back to sleep for another year.
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The Notebook

3/16/2017

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​Making a modern day version of The Notebook where they reunite 14 years later after he accidentally sends her spam from his Hotmail account.
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Spiderwoman

3/16/2017

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​Spiderwoman ravages the metaphysical books section. An obscure tome on astrology goes missing from the top shelf.
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See's Chocolates

3/15/2017

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​I have been gifted a box of See's chocolates and I can't figure out which of these little bastards contains nougat. I almost called the Sees Crisis Hotline, I mean customer service number, but I'm in my 30's and I feel like I should be able to handle this.
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    My name is Nasreen Yazdani.   I used to write micro essays, one-liners, and other small, lighthearted things. Most of them were funny.  

    Now I'm working on a book of stories.  The emotional range is... wilder.   

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