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This will self-destruct

10/12/2017

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​Things that SELF-DESTRUCT: modern landmines, high-security data storage devices, artificial intelligence undergoing cognitive dissonance, ice cream cones.
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How to peel a pomegranate

10/10/2017

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​My father leaves fruit in his wake whenever he visits. He is the fruit king and I am the loyal subject.

"Daddy, how do you peel pomegranates?"
"Well there are many techniques."
"Ok but what do you do?"
"Well I take my shirt off. And then I take my undershirt off." 

Later, as we drive past a strip club, I imagine the farmer's daughter striding onto the stage: "For my next routine I will peel a pomegranate!"
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New tattoo

10/8/2017

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​Who does your tattoos? 
She's 3. Works mostly in glitter.
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Signing up for the Gym

10/8/2017

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"What are your fitness goals?"
"Open jars by myself."
"Ok! I recommend our Platinum Personal Training Package. Including dietary supplements and tanning."
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A life-changing psychedelic experience

10/1/2017

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​HIM: So that's how my life-changing psychedelic experience caused me to literally see the face of God a few days ago. 
ME: Cool. I joined the gym.
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    My name is Nasreen Yazdani.   I used to write micro essays, one-liners, and other small, lighthearted things. Most of them were funny.  

    Now I'm working on a book of stories.  The emotional range is... wilder.   

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