Finally someone has developed a device to help cats groom themselves. 

​Have you ever purchased mushy blueberries on accident and then been forced to make blueberry muffins at midnight and fall asleep with the aroma wrapping you like a blanket? It’s not that bad.

​I had to chase him down three aisles to get this pic. He’s really fast and my cart has a gimpy wheel.

​My house is flanked by two terrible taco shops within a mile. It's like having a pair of ruthless bodyguards who speak in code. "Give him the #7, EXTRA SAUCE."

Another Sunday at circus church.  Have mercy!

Let's hear it for boots + ball gowns!

There will be applesauce.  It will be foisted upon friends, relatives, and neighbors.     

I've had this jade plant for five years.  It just flowered.

According to Feng Shui, jade is a prosperity magnet.  A money plant, if you will.  And I'm a believer.  A stranger at the laundromat just gave me twelve free minutes on his dryer! 

Did I later find an entire clove of garlic in that dryer?  Yes.  Do my clothes now smell like lavender AND GARLIC?  I don't want to talk about it.  My point is, it's my lucky day.