We interrupt this Hawaiian reggae version of Manic Monday to bring you a LAVA FLOW UPDATE:
Like the eyes of the Mona Lisa, the lava is always following you
No matter where you go. It's magic.
Cruising at 23 mph in my sick Chevrolet Spark or Equivalent
Wearing my Christmas tree auto air freshener around my neck because *BLING*.
(Surprise! Smells like spam.)
So many key chains-- palm trees, dolphins, a pair of tiny sandals.
But where can I find a keepsake of the adorable crackheads on the corner
Selling pit bull puppies?
A post-apocalyptic movie where the volcano starts spewing
throngs of older Caucasion men dressed as Trader Joe's cashiers.
Should you feel ill, this helicopter is equipped with
My name is Nasreen. I write micro essays, one-liners, and other small things. Most of them were funny at some point, at least to me.