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Aloha

5/2/2017

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Aloha!
We interrupt this Hawaiian reggae version of Manic Monday to bring you a LAVA FLOW UPDATE:

Like the eyes of the Mona Lisa, the lava is always following you
​No matter where you go. It's magic.

Cruising at 23 mph in my sick Chevrolet Spark or Equivalent
Wearing my Christmas tree auto air freshener around my neck because *BLING*. 
(Surprise! Smells like spam.)

So many key chains-- palm trees, dolphins, a pair of tiny sandals.
​But where can I find a keepsake of the adorable crackheads on the corner 
Selling pit bull puppies?

A post-apocalyptic movie where the volcano starts spewing 
  throngs of older Caucasion men dressed as Trader Joe's cashiers.

Hokey poke
Loco moco

Folks,
Should you feel ill, this helicopter is equipped with 

Aloha Bags.
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    My name is Nasreen Yazdani.   I used to write micro essays, one-liners, and other small, lighthearted things. Most of them were funny.  

    Now I'm working on a book of stories.  The emotional range is... wilder.   

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