​She's cute, but she definitely just peed in the hot tub.

​Red and yellow Post-It-Notes
brittled by months of harsh air conditioning
silently dislodge themselves from the side of the computer screen and drift
down
down
down
to the desk.
​Fall foliage in California.

​At Home Depot...
Him: Can I help you, ma'am?
Me: I'm looking for tweezers
Him: Eyebrow tweezers? There's a CVS just down the corner.
Me: No. Not eyebrow tweezers.
Him: [Blank stare.]
Me: [Regular stare.] I jammed some cords inside a lamp and can't get them out. I've tried a long fork and a pencil.
Him: Oh ok. This way then.
MY UNIBROW, MY CHOICE.