At Home Depot...
Him: Can I help you, ma'am? Me: I'm looking for tweezers Him: Eyebrow tweezers? There's a CVS just down the corner. Me: No. Not eyebrow tweezers. Him: [Blank stare.] Me: [Regular stare.] I jammed some cords inside a lamp and can't get them out. I've tried a long fork and a pencil. Him: Oh ok. This way then. MY UNIBROW, MY CHOICE.
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Jasmine
6/24/2017 02:00:08 pm
Ok, I'm crying already.
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Nasreen
6/24/2017 03:32:32 pm
We've got a crier on the blog! ;)
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Paul Latham
3/17/2019 08:23:35 am
I admire the way you see the world. I read your “Ghostbuster” essay in NYT. If I’m ever reincarnated, which could be soon as I’m 73, ’ll come looking for you. In the meantime, please keep writing. I’ll keep reading.
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Nasreen
3/17/2019 09:02:21 pm
Hi Paul,
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