My absentee neighbor's printer keeps making gurgling noises in its sleep like the cartridge can't get comfortable. I want to wake it up but I'm afraid we might be dealing with an Avatar situation where if this printer wakes up, another printer in a parallel universe which is being chased through magical forests falls instantly asleep and is captured.
And I don't need any more awkward conversations with my coworkers.
My name is Nasreen Yazdani. I used to write micro essays, one-liners, and other small, lighthearted things. Most of them were funny.