I got this to psych myself up for circus workouts, but on second thought I should probably save it until I'm 80 and wear it with polyester slacks and orthopedic shoes. Those are the real power babe years.
Which gives me an idea. I could drive a bus around to nursing homes and take some of these older ladies on field trips to Forever 21 and a few other select stores. "Come on ladies, let's get some sassy blouses!"
SORRY I'M LATE I DIDN'T WANT TO COME
PUT ON YOUR LIPSTICK AND HUSTLE
FEED ME PIEROGIES AND TELL ME I'M PRETTY
My name is Nasreen. I write micro essays, one-liners, and other small things. Most of them were funny at some point, at least to me.