BBQ sauce

​A lesson learned from my time in Midwestern grocery stores: Don't block the barbecue sauce unless you want a hungry cowboy breathing down your neck. Same goes for the baked beans, although it's harder to block all those cans at once. You would have to wear a big poofy dress, tease your hair, put your hands on your hips, arch your back, drape yourself over a strategically placed shopping cart...