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Blender Blackjack
(How I make smoothies.) Innocuous liquid banana cute berries [BLEND, TASTE] "Delicious. HIT ME." turmeric HIT ME kale HIT ME algae HIT ME wheat grass [Deep breath.] HIT ME. protein powder HIT ME garlic HIT ME tahini HIT ME cod liver oil [Wipe sweat from brow. Sign of the cross.] HIT ME. Noni juice STAND. "Ug, disgusting. But still technically drinkable. It's perfect!"
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AuthorMy name is Nasreen. I write micro essays, one-liners, and other small things. Most of them were funny at some point, at least to me. Archives
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