Blender Blackjack

Blender Blackjack 
(How I make smoothies.)
Innocuous liquid
banana
cute berries
[BLEND, TASTE]
"Delicious. HIT ME."
turmeric
HIT ME
kale
HIT ME
algae
HIT ME
wheat grass
[Deep breath.]
HIT ME.
protein powder
HIT ME
garlic
HIT ME
tahini
HIT ME
cod liver oil
[Wipe sweat from brow. Sign of the cross.]
HIT ME.
Noni juice
STAND.
"Ug, disgusting. But still technically drinkable. It's perfect!"