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Craigslist Scammer

10/6/2016

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 ​Q: How many Craigslist scammers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Thank you for inquiring about my light bulb repair service. Two years ago I had to leave the cou&ntry unexpectedly, as my wif and I were called to Missionary work in the Ivory Coast . ALL I ASK IS THAT YOU DEPOSIT $9,500 INTO MY SECURE EBAY ACCOUNT BY TOMORROW AT NOON! IF YOU DO NOT AGREE TO THESE CONDITIONS DO NOT READ ANY FURTHER! When I have received your payment I will FedEx you a package which will will contain a key, a lock of hair, and two Jolly Ranchers. Eat the Jolly Ranchers, give the hair to a baby, and use the key to open the vacant apartment on 883 Shoreline Rd. in Bethesda, Maryland. Inside the basement you will find two dexterous men who specialize in light bulb rotation. They are mute, that is not my problem. Have a blessed day;
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