The greeting card aisle is intense. You're surrounded by births, deaths, drama, ghosts of bar mitzvahs past and future. Audio cat cards.
Plus, card categories have gotten so weirdly specific now ("Star Wars Belated Birthday- From All of Us and the Pets to Step-Nana"). I sometimes wish for the halcyon days of flowers on the outside, blank on the inside. Boom. Happy whatever.
My name is Nasreen. I write micro essays, one-liners, and other small things. Most of them were funny at some point, at least to me.