Cashier: Ok ma'am. Your total is $152.45. Will you be purchasing bags today?
Cashier: Did you bring your own?
Me: Nope. I will definitely be needing help to my car.
Me: My vision is an army of shirtless bagger boys, each proffering a single item to my vehicle. Also, I don't remember where I parked. Did I mention that I'm a valued member of your Preferred Club?
My name is Nasreen. I write micro essays, one-liners, and other small things. Most of them were funny at some point, at least to me.