I'm happy to be me. Except when I'm apartment hunting, then I wish I were 55+. Or when I need a parking space, then I wish I were crippled. Or when I'm cruising the dog aisle at Ross, then I wish I were a petite chihuahua with painted toenails and a gullible owner who feels I deserve an ergonomic bed, artisan snacks, and an endless wardrobe of saucy holiday dresses.
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