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"Hard to find" voice actors

7/27/2017

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An ACTUAL email I received today:

Subject: Nasreen, can I find you non-English voice actor

With over 200,000 voice talents speaking over 100 languages, we’re known for making hiring voice talent the best part of your project. It’s easy for us to find that “hard to find” voice (like a Spanish Pirate for instance!) …

I look forward to connecting, 
Jennifer Sadler
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An ACTUAL email I did not send:

Dear Jennifer,

Your timing is impeccable. I need the following voice actors ASAP:
1. Japanese safari guide
2. Navajo zumba instructor
3. Yiddish Elvis impersonator
4. German Voodoo priestess
5. Mongolian bikini model
6. Lebanese chicken sexer
7. Malagasy Instragram influencer
8. Yemeni feminist bookstore clerk
9. Jamaican sherpa
10. Mayan mattress salesman

Let's make a deal!
​
Nasreen
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