Cashier: Would you like a plastic spoon for that giant tub of ice cream?
Me: No thanks. Why? Cashier: So you can start eating it in the car. Me: No, I'm all set. Cashier: How far away do you live? Me: I'm not going to eat it in the car! And if I did, I wouldn't need a spoon. I would just rip the lid off and rub it all over my face. Cashier: Ok ma'am. (Silently puts three spoons in the bag.)
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