What are you doing?
Nothing. (Radiating my ovaries with the laptop, watching the houseplants die, preparing my breakfast ice cream, estimating the age of a freckle, sorting my lipsticks [yes, no, not any more, maybe some day, Halloween, neighbor kid's Halloween, Pinterest project, mortuary donation], clipping coupons, clipping toenails, Googling the weather.)
My name is Nasreen. I write micro essays, one-liners, and other small things. Most of them were funny at some point, at least to me.