I'm more productive than I thought

*Ring ring!*
What are you doing?
Nothing. (Radiating my ovaries with the laptop, watching the houseplants die, preparing my breakfast ice cream, estimating the age of a freckle, sorting my lipsticks [yes, no, not any more, maybe some day, Halloween, neighbor kid's Halloween, Pinterest project, mortuary donation], clipping coupons, clipping toenails, Googling the weather.)