Let's play... Why is My Houseplant Dying?

a) too much sun
b) not enough sun
c) too much water
d) not enough water
e) over-fertilized
f) under-fertilized
g) pot is too small
h) weird vibes in the house
i) neighbor gave it a funny look
j) cat peed in it
k) wrong music
l) boredom
m) breast cancer
n) broken heart
o) it was moved
p) it wasn't moved
q) sunburn
r) frostbite
s) political protest
t) old age
u) insects
v) inappropriate touch
w) allergic to Wi-Fi
x) royal inbreeding
y) too pretty
z) drama queen