Beauty products are measured in units of coin or vegetable—a dime-size dollop of shampoo, a pea-size portion of toothpaste. Back in the day, before debit cards and the kale craze, when entire casseroles were unabashedly built around tiny shriveled green balls and every cartoon mother exclaimed, “Eat your peas or else!”, these units of measure were perfectly practical.
But the next generation does not understand such antiquated references. How much longer will the beauty industry continue to speak Latin in church? Let me help:
My name is Nasreen. I write micro essays, one-liners, and other small things. Most of them were funny at some point, at least to me.