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We don't clean your house, but we do motivate you to clean it yourself by prank calling you with impersonations of special visitors who are "stopping by tomorrow for a quick visit".
and of course,
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My name is Nasreen. I write micro essays, one-liners, and other small things. Most of them were funny at some point, at least to me.