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Motivational housekeeping

7/31/2017

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I am offering a new Housekeeping Motivational Service.

We don't clean your house, but we do motivate you to clean it yourself by prank calling you with impersonations of special visitors who are "stopping by tomorrow for a quick visit".


Options include:
  • Martha Stewart
  • Justin Bieber
  • The Queen of England
  • Your secret crush
  • Beyonce (with children)
  • Oprah (with cameras)

  • Prince & David Bowie (from the grave)
​
and of course,
  • YOUR PARENTS


Price is $59/month or whatever it takes to beat your current service.  Ladies, inquire about my discount bundle with Motivational Leg Shaving!
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    My name is Nasreen Yazdani.   I used to write micro essays, one-liners, and other small, lighthearted things. Most of them were funny.  

    Now I'm working on a book of stories.  The emotional range is... wilder.   

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