Motivational housekeeping

I am offering a new Housekeeping Motivational Service.

We don't clean your house, but we do motivate you to clean it yourself by prank calling you with impersonations of special visitors who are "stopping by tomorrow for a quick visit".


Options include:

• Martha Stewart
• Justin Bieber
• The Queen of England
• Your secret crush
• Beyonce (with children)
• Oprah (with cameras)

• Prince & David Bowie (from the grave)

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and of course,

• YOUR PARENTS

Price is $59/month or whatever it takes to beat your current service.  Ladies, inquire about my discount bundle with Motivational Leg Shaving!