Some of you with mustaches have inquired as to career counseling. Let's begin:
burley + upbeat + mustache = fire fighter
lanky + wall eye + mustache = electrician
hair dye + fast talker + mustache = tv weatherman
sunglasses + charisma + mustache = actor
a little too much charisma + connections + mustache = criminal.
My name is Nasreen. I write micro essays, one-liners, and other small things. Most of them were funny at some point, at least to me.