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I've had this jade plant for five years. It just flowered. According to Feng Shui, jade is a prosperity magnet. A money plant, if you will. And I'm a believer. A stranger at the laundromat just gave me twelve free minutes on his dryer! Did I later find an entire clove of garlic in that dryer? Yes. Do my clothes now smell like lavender AND GARLIC? I don't want to talk about it. My point is, it's my lucky day. 
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D-Azim
1/7/2018 08:29:58 pm
You will also ward off all the vampires for the week, so yes...lucky day!
Nasreen
1/7/2018 09:01:14 pm
You are so right, D-Azim! In with the money, out with the vampires. I really do have it all. :) Your comment will be posted after it is approved.
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AuthorMy name is Nasreen. I write micro essays, one-liners, and other small things. Most of them were funny at some point, at least to me. Archives
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