I’m not a sleepwalker, but I do apparently check my junk email in the middle of the night while half asleep.
Who is Cathy J. Burke and why does she have a gift for me? CLICK.
$0 down on VA eligibility? Well if I join the army one day I need to be informed… CLICK.
Borrow up to $40,000 with rates starting at 4.99%! Is this a bed or am I sleeping inside a giant dump truck filled with dollar bills? No idea. CLICK.
My name is Nasreen. I write micro essays, one-liners, and other small things. Most of them were funny at some point, at least to me.