My circus faces toggle between Three Year Old Just Discovered It's Her Birthday and Aztec Human Sacrifice.  No middle ground. 

​Welcome to San Diego.  We will literally defy the logic of the Gregorian calendar in order to eat more tacos.

+ cacao nibs + bee pollen.  I was raised in Southern California.  My nanny was a health food store.

See ya!  I'm off to seek my fortune as a catalog model. 

I asked the Universe for a magical Tuesday.  I probably should have been more specific. 

​Don’t look bored. Don’t look scared. Don’t look too happy. Just look at the book. 

CAN DO.

Again, about catalog modeling.  I think I can do this. 

That thing Gweneth Paltrow did.  

I'm not a food blogger by any means, as evidenced by how I didn't bother to wipe the lip of the dish clean before snapping this picture.   But I do want to share my culinary aha moment with you, fresh from several hours ago, because it was that good and it might just make you get up and go buy apples right now.  I'm about to do that.  

What will you eat for your last meal of 2017?
Try applesauce. Hear me out.

I had some apples rotting in the fridge. They arrived to me in various ways over the holidays-- some were hand-me-downs, some were supposed to be part of a pie that never happened, whatever. By a strange series of events, my crisper had become a convalescent home for aged apples and none of the other vegetables wanted to hang out in there with Granny Smith and her dimpled dowager cronies. Also there was no room.

So I made applesauce. And it is really honestly very very good. And easy. After the first bite I had a brief vision of opening an applesauce food truck because this stuff is addictive and it would sell. I did not expect it to be this delicious. If you have never made applesauce, consider this:

1. Homemade applesauce is heavenly and totally worth it.
2. Try cardamom.  It's a magical spice, and I'm not just saying that because I have Middle Eastern blood. 
3. Do not underestimate the importance of having skin in this game. Leave the skin on the apples. Put the peeler down. 
4. If you have an Instant Pot, it will double as an aromatherapy diffuser. Regular pot on the stove works too. 
5. You will Google how long it will keep in the fridge, and then you will eat it all. This is a normal part of the process. You might also blog about it. This is abnormal but your friends will probably forgive you.
6. Cinnamon is the original crazy straw. 

Recipe
This is what I did, but Google will readily show you thrilling variations including brown sugar, butter, and other spices.  They are probably delicious. 

Ingredients
7 mutt orphan apples, unknown varieties
1/2 cup water
1/2 a lemon, squeezed
pinch of salt
1 cinnamon stick
1/2 teaspoon ground cardamom
maple syrup, poured generously over the apples as if they were pancakes

Instructions

1. Quarter the apples, removing seeds  AND LEAVING SKIN ON.
2. Put all ingredients in Instant Pot.
3. Cook 7 minutes.
4. Mash in pot with potato masher.
5. Leave those skins funky and chunky.  Live a little. 
6. Dish into a dainty vessel with pale yellow undertones, or chug from the pot.  I make no assumptions about your lifestyle.  Just sprinkle a little cardamom on top before you get in there, and make sure the sauce is still warm when it hits your tongue.     
7. Serve with cinnamon stick, which will double as a straw, spoon, and fake cigar.  When you're done gorging on applesauce, you'll want to settle into a rocker on the porch, roll that spicy log around your slap-happy mouth, and reminisce about the good old days of 2017.