I've had this jade plant for five years. It just flowered.
According to Feng Shui, jade is a prosperity magnet. A money plant, if you will. And I'm a believer. A stranger at the laundromat just gave me twelve free minutes on his dryer!
Did I later find an entire clove of garlic in that dryer? Yes. Do my clothes now smell like lavender AND GARLIC? I don't want to talk about it. My point is, it's my lucky day.
"42 Minutes"- a thriller about that random amount of time left on my laptop battery when everything shuts down without warning.
My circus faces toggle between Three Year Old Just Discovered It's Her Birthday and Aztec Human Sacrifice. No middle ground.
Welcome to San Diego. We will literally defy the logic of the Gregorian calendar in order to eat more tacos.
Where? Mars? Manhattan? Who's paying $3.49 for a lemon?
My name is Nasreen. I write micro essays, one-liners, and other small things. Most of them were funny at some point, at least to me.