Have you ever purchased mushy blueberries on accident and then been forced to make blueberry muffins at midnight and fall asleep with the aroma wrapping you like a blanket? It’s not that bad.
I had to chase him down three aisles to get this pic. He’s really fast and my cart has a gimpy wheel.
My house is flanked by two terrible taco shops within a mile. It's like having a pair of ruthless bodyguards who speak in code. "Give him the #7, EXTRA SAUCE."
I've had this jade plant for five years. It just flowered.
According to Feng Shui, jade is a prosperity magnet. A money plant, if you will. And I'm a believer. A stranger at the laundromat just gave me twelve free minutes on his dryer!
Did I later find an entire clove of garlic in that dryer? Yes. Do my clothes now smell like lavender AND GARLIC? I don't want to talk about it. My point is, it's my lucky day.
"42 Minutes"- a thriller about that random amount of time left on my laptop battery when everything shuts down without warning.
My name is Nasreen. I write micro essays, one-liners, and other small things. Most of them were funny at some point, at least to me.