I'm hungry for adventure. But here I am once again with a severed tail between the teeth, while the elusive lizard of my dreams is shimmying off into the sunset, waggling a sassy bare butt-nubbin, doing Jersey Shore pushups, stopping only to slow-glance back through sarcastic leaden lizard lids and stick out a long slimy sporked tongue.
My name is Nasreen Yazdani. I used to write micro essays, one-liners, and other small, lighthearted things. Most of them were funny.