Having experienced my first Thai massage, I assume my masseuse must have been a star student:
Demonic Hair Pulling- A+
Knee to Groin, an Exploration of Pain- A+
Practicum: How to Slap Someone in the Face While Keeping a Straight Face- B
Advanced Kneecap Fingering- A
Medieval Torture, Similarities- A
Yes, I will be going back for more.
My name is Nasreen Yazdani. I used to write micro essays, one-liners, and other small, lighthearted things. Most of them were funny.