Yes, I've tried that brand of natural deodorant. And that brand. And that other brand. I'm sticking with the chemicals because they work for me and hopefully my body can sustain the long-term trauma. But if I do die from this habit, please write on my grave:
"Here lies Nasreen, dropped dead from deodorant. She was just trying to smell nice for you."
My name is Nasreen Yazdani. I used to write micro essays, one-liners, and other small, lighthearted things. Most of them were funny.