Valentine's Day with Dick and Jane

The Hallmark Channel presents "Valentine's Day with Dick and Jane"--

Dick: Hi Jane. I got you a present-- commemorative bookends reenacting the trash compactor scene from Star Wars. Look! I'm Han Solo.
Jane: Am I Princess Leia?
Dick: No, she represents the feminine part of my psyche. You're the trash compactor. By the way, I'm feeling suffocated in this relationship.
​Jane: Thanks. I got you a Vermont Teddy Bear.

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