The Hallmark Channel presents "Valentine's Day with Dick and Jane"--
Dick: Hi Jane. I got you a present-- commemorative bookends reenacting the trash compactor scene from Star Wars. Look! I'm Han Solo.
Jane: Am I Princess Leia?
Dick: No, she represents the feminine part of my psyche. You're the trash compactor. By the way, I'm feeling suffocated in this relationship.
Jane: Thanks. I got you a Vermont Teddy Bear.
My name is Nasreen Yazdani. I used to write micro essays, one-liners, and other small, lighthearted things. Most of them were funny.